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《张士超你到底把我家钥匙放在哪里了》


Leihuangdi

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Apparently it became popular on Wechat and Weibo overnight. It's definitely one of the funniest Chinese choral compositions I've heard! 

 

youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCwBwfm9eU

 

Here go the lyrics:

 

啊 啊 啊...

昨天晚上 我走在回家路上
突然想起 我没带钥匙
我打给你 二十六个电话
你没有接 你妹有接
你回话了 (喂 干哈?)
叫我等等 (这会儿不方便!)
你办完事就回家 (真不行!)
可是张士超 你这个混蛋
你带着姑娘 去了闵行
你到底把我家钥匙放哪里了...

(卡祖笛)

地毯找了 花园也找了
连门口大爷 我也都问过了
你就是忘了 你就是忘了
我们家在五角场
华师大的姑娘真的那么可爱吗...

(卡祖笛)

凛冽的风 冰冷的雨
国定路的落叶满地
我已经冻得不行
张大哥你在哪里
Sancta maria sancta maria
让这个迷途的羔羊回家吧
钥匙啊钥匙 你快快出现

啦啦啦 啦啦啦 啦啦啦 啦啦啦 啦 啦 啦
大不了我自己再去重新配一把
重新配一把

(卡祖笛)
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
我那么有钱 一下配十把
你就乖乖住在闵行吧 不用回来了
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
我那么有钱 一下配十把
人家很忙的

不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
我那么有钱 一下配十把
你就乖乖住在闵行吧 不用回来了
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
我那么有钱 一下配十把
人家很忙的

(卡祖笛)
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
我那么有钱 一下配十把
你就乖乖住在闵行吧 不用回来了
不用麻烦了 不用麻烦了
我那么有钱 一下配十把
人家很忙的

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That was indeed quite funny. Although there's one point I don't quite get: is Zhao Shichao the singer's roommate or dormmate or what? And if Zhao哥 has the key, why is the singer looking for it on the carpet and in the garden? (And indeed how is the singer going to have another key (or ten) made when Zhao Shichao is still out with - presumably - the only key currently available? But that part I suppose is poetic licence.)

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