We have here today a bus-stop ad for cheapo online clothing store Vankl, which I've never used as I read the reviews and it sounded a bit rubbish.
I can't think of many questions. Find the two TV show references, and then memorize this little speech and practice it in the mirror. And if you can't understand anything, ask in the comments.
I've also got another version of the ad with (if I remember correctly) novelist-racing-driver 韩寒. To follow, no doubt.