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Challenge #73: He says he’d like to eat all the humans

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Use the translated English lyrics below to find the title and artist of the song. Bonus points for providing a video or audio link. A short audio clip is provided as an additional hint, should you need it.
 



There’s a polar bear
Sitting on the sofa in our house
Drinking cola through a straw
Says the North Pole is too hot now

He asks me, can we turn the air conditioning on?
I say "no nuclear power", gotta be environmentally conscious
He silently looks at my refrigerator
I say don’t even think about it, no way in hell you’ll fit

Woo, why are you looking at me like that?
It’s not like I’m a hunter
Woo, why are you looking at me like that?
You say I’m not drooling, it’s tears

Crawl into bed without even bathing
Snatched away my cotton quilt, but doesn’t use it
Sleeping on my body, makes me hot as hell
He says you finally understand my pain, huh?

Pointing at the iceberg in the TV news
Says his home doesn’t look like that now
Crying, says the fish have all been eaten by humans
And he says he’d like to eat all the humans

Woo, why are you looking at me like that?
Ten of me wouldn’t be enough to fill the gaps in your teeth
Woo, why are you asking if I live by myself?
What do want to do, what do you want to do?

Wawuwawuwa, he swallowed one of my hands
Smoking my cigarettes, but doesn’t carelessly discard the butts
Wawuwawuwa, he swallowed one of my legs
Take my credit card to go shopping online
Wawuwawuwa, he swallows my body
Wear my clothes and start to go to work
Wawuwawuwa, don’t hang my head on the wall

Wawuwawuwa, living happy days
Wawuwawuwa, are these happy days?

 


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Title: 北极熊的逆袭
Artist: 何瑞康 RayKang
Link: https://streetvoice.com/HoRayc/songs/376710/
Translation: https://www.notion.so/00bff05b057e49b3a71b27bb0bfd6b38

Chinese lyrics

有一只北极熊
坐在我们家的沙发上
用吸管喝着可乐
说北极现在太热啦

他问我 能不能开个冷气
我说核电归零要环保啊
他默默看着我的冰箱
我说你想都别想进去啊,鬼才装得下

呜 你干嘛这样看着我啊
我又不是猎人啊
呜 你干嘛这样看着我啊
你说哥流的不是口水是眼泪啊

没洗澡就爬上床
抢走我的棉被却不盖啊
睡在我的身上,想热死我啊
他说你终于明白我的苦了吧

指着电视新闻里的冰山上
说他家现在才不是长那样
哭着说鱼都被人类吃光光
而他也想把人类吃光光

呜 你干嘛这样看着我啊
十个我也不够你塞牙缝啦
呜 你干嘛问我是一个人住吗
你想干嘛,你想干嘛

哇呜哇呜哇 他吞了我的一只手啊
抽着我的烟却不会乱丢烟蒂啊
哇呜哇呜哇 他吞了我的一只脚啊
拿着我的信用卡上网去shopping啦
哇呜哇呜哇 他吞了我的身体啊
穿上我的衣服,开始去上班啦
哇呜哇呜哇 别把我的脑袋挂在墙上

哇呜哇呜哇 过上好日子啦
哇呜哇呜哇 这是好日子吗

 

 



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