Use the translated English lyrics below to find the title and artist of the song. Bonus points for providing a video or audio link. A short audio clip is provided as an additional hint, should you need it.
 

My girlfriend, her standards are high, she wants a Roamer watch
I’m a poor bastard, how could I afford that, afford that
I went to steal wallets, I got caught, she’s on the side laughing
Fuck your laughter, I did it all for you, for you

My boyfriend, his standards are high, he wants big boobs and full ass
My small presence, how can I satisfy him, satisfy him
I went to get breast enlargement, the surgery failed, he’s on the side laughing
Fuck your laughter, I did it all for you, for you

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