imron Posted December 4, 2012 at 12:30 PM Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 at 12:30 PM 一个打扮入时的女子深夜漫步郑州街头, 一巡警问道:"干什么的? "女子答:"做妓者工作的" 巡警肃然起敬, 温和的问道:"请问哪家报社的? "*女羞答道:"晚抱的"。 “哪家晚报？” *女羞答道:"和男晚抱"，巡警：“河南晚报，不错不错，我喜欢！”*女羞答道:“这工作一般都是 晚上敢搞”，巡警：“晚上赶稿确实挺辛苦的”，*女羞答道:“谢谢大哥理解，有空来搞！”巡警：“好的，一定一定 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted December 10, 2012 at 10:20 AM Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 at 10:20 AM 自主招生语文有一道语文题，是写一个四字短语，要求每个字的偏旁部首都一样，而且不能重复。我第一反应是魑魅魍魉，可惜一个字都不会写。憋了很久之后写了一个“玩玻璃球”⋯⋯江河湖海琴瑟琵琶波涛汹涌宜家宜室那么多词，我玩玻璃球⋯⋯当时就觉得北大不可能要我了！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted December 27, 2012 at 11:31 AM Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 at 11:31 AM 我在搜尋“香港富士康大學“ （即港科大），不知怎的找到這帖子，雖然不是笑話，但寫得真的很好笑。 而且都是實情。我住在海邊，家裏潮濕的情況雖沒那麽誇張，但生出菌類也是有的啦。 从大陆到香港工作的人你伤不起。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elina Posted December 28, 2012 at 02:41 AM Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 at 02:41 AM 哈哈，太搞笑了，今天又增添了几多快乐，谢谢。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elina Posted January 1, 2013 at 03:58 AM Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 at 03:58 AM 2013年01月01日，各位，新年快乐！ http://happybeijing.blog.163.com/blog/static/208412174201301115519254/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted January 8, 2013 at 01:33 AM Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 at 01:33 AM 以下是弟弟發給我的短訊。原文是用粵語寫的，我改了一點點。 這六個字…你懂得幾個? 1麤 2吃 3爨 4斔 5睡 6齾 如無意外… 你只懂得吃和睡… 跟豬沒兩樣…哈哈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted February 5, 2013 at 05:03 PM Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 at 05:03 PM 我有小毛病，爱出汗。 但走路时不出，停下来出。 那天陪女友逛商场，路过卖首饰的柜台，想随便看看。 刚一停下来，汗就哗哗的流。售货员小姐一边递纸巾一边说：这些都是标价，可以打折的⋯⋯ 听见有人敲门，我问：谁啊？ 无人应。 提高声调又问：谁啊？ 还是没人理我。 我有点怒了吼道：谁！！！ 只听门外一姑娘生气的说：没敲您家！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted February 25, 2013 at 01:14 PM Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 at 01:14 PM 看得懂的話是很好笑的。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted April 12, 2013 at 11:06 AM Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2013 at 11:06 AM 都是在網上看到的，挺好笑。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elina Posted September 19, 2013 at 06:42 AM Report Share Posted September 19, 2013 at 06:42 AM 没办法，我就是这么一个多情的人 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted September 19, 2013 at 07:08 AM Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2013 at 07:08 AM 我最愛步尚斑。 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elina Posted September 19, 2013 at 08:55 AM Report Share Posted September 19, 2013 at 08:55 AM 中秋快乐！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolnicholas Posted September 25, 2013 at 02:23 PM Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 at 02:23 PM 刚才我在阳台吃馅饼，听楼下有一男的跟女孩表白，他说：做我女朋友好吗？女的说：别扯了，我能跟你，除非天上掉馅饼！我想都没想，半拉韭菜鸡蛋馅饼朝内女的脑袋撇下去…然后心里默念：加油吧小子！兄弟我也只能帮你这么多了 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
古文奇才 Posted September 30, 2013 at 03:27 PM Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 at 03:27 PM 一頭牛走進去7-11，被打出去。 一隻雞走進去，也被打出去。 一頭羊走進去，沒有被打。為什麼? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elina Posted October 1, 2013 at 04:02 AM Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 at 04:02 AM 不知道为什么，然后问了问万能的度娘娘，明白了 幽默搞笑集锦： http://happybeijing.blog.163.com/blog/static/208412174201391008731/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
古文奇才 Posted October 1, 2013 at 06:53 AM Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 at 06:53 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elina Posted October 18, 2013 at 06:14 AM Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 at 06:14 AM 大家评评理，能不给这孩纸加分吗？太有才！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
古文奇才 Posted October 18, 2013 at 01:17 PM Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 at 01:17 PM good kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elina Posted October 22, 2013 at 01:41 PM Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 at 01:41 PM 我也这么认为，活学活用，学以致用，多好的孩子 分享笑话： 一、 男友和女友吵架，女友跟男友说：“我先承认我错了，然后你再说我是对的，好吗？”男友答应了。女友说：“我错了。”男友说：“你说的太对了！” 二、 一男生暗恋一女生许久。一天自习课上，男生终于鼓足勇气写了张字条给那个女生，上面写着：其实我注意你很久了。不一会儿，字条又传回来，上面写着：拜托你别告诉老师，我保证以后再也不上课嗑瓜子了。。。。。。 三、 今天回学校，寝室已经有两哥们儿了。 没事儿干就用电饭煲包饺子，我们都不想洗碗，就包了一带壳儿的花生， 谁吃到了谁洗！结果，你们知道的，我TM吃到了。 于是...于是我硬吞下去了，他们都不知道。结果碗没人洗了！哦哦..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
古文奇才 Posted October 23, 2013 at 02:04 AM Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 at 02:04 AM 收到女友的一則簡訊說『我們應該分手』，還來不及難過，受到另外一個說『不好意思，傳錯人』。 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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