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Jialihai Jiejie

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是卖笑吗?不然是卖门票吗?

Hmm...难道是卖枕头吗?

嗨哟,你到底是说那一样啊?

为什么要神神秘秘,那么优柔寡断呢?

镇店之宝? 哎哟,你是说那阴毛吗?

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为您介绍本地土产...

(Music 我们爱吃哑巴果)

...哑巴果香脆可口

(Music 我们爱吃哑巴果)

哑巴果吃了还想给别人吃

爸爸吃、妈妈吃、爷爷吃、奶奶吃、邻居也来一起吃

哑巴果--首一百名购买哑巴果还能游览著名的奥运村

哑巴果--购买时请任明本地土产

假厉害姐姐

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姐姐言重了,神秘小的还不敢当。优柔寡断嘛,小的自以为还算不上,当然比之姐姐的奔放豪爽,小的确实甘拜下风。

那个什么这样毛那样毛的,想必姐姐定是颇有研究,但无奈隔行如隔山,小的不敢乱加猜度。但古有千里送鹅毛,姐姐身为当代女中豪杰,如以一毛镇店,也未尝不可。

哑巴果?不愧是姐姐,连如此希世珍宝也随身携带,多么有敬业精神!真是妙啊,有了这哑巴果,姐姐你既可把众客官招待得服服帖帖,又不至担心噪音扰民,更不会打草惊蛇惊动警察,说姐姐的声音过于蚀骨销魂影响社会生产。姐姐,这些果子您还是自己留着吧,以备不时之需。像您这样闯荡江湖鬻毛为生,有此一宝傍身,可高枕无忧也!

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