CrisPal Posted October 11, 2010 at 01:39 AM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 01:39 AM 问:应该给发明门铃[bell]的人发什么奖??? 答:诺贝尔奖.[nobell]. ....... 纯属调侃。并希望以此作品荣获某界诺贝尔文学奖. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristotle1990 Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:14 AM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:14 AM 翻译过来就笑不出来了。。。你为什么要在中文角发帖呀？ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:53 AM Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:53 AM 我是想看看这个帖子会不会被删. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristotle1990 Posted October 11, 2010 at 04:03 AM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 04:03 AM 我可开窍了，原来这里是个大实验室。。。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outofin Posted October 11, 2010 at 04:04 AM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 04:04 AM 我觉得关键还是要调整好心态。只要好好做人，认真做事，诺贝尔就发不到你头上。 不过这种事情，属于不可抗力。万一发到你头上怎么办？怎么办？！你怕了吧，好好的人生刚走到一半，遭此一劫。心如死灰，不好意思回家见父母妻儿了。 不必那样！我第一个替你鸣不平。我跟不明真相的群众解释啊。CrisPal是好人啊。虽然说话有点外国口音，但是行为端正，从来不出卖国家和人民。你们诺贝尔凭什么欺负人？外面有那么多坏蛋，你们凭什么发到我们CrisPal头上了？对不对？这样做不对地。我们要给这样的好人恢复名誉。 你要相信雷雨总是短暂的，雨后就是天晴。日久见人心。不要为中奖这点小事苦恼，把旺盛的精力投入到建设事业中去吧！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted October 11, 2010 at 04:33 AM Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 04:33 AM 我想得奖是我的事,人委员会发不发我是人家的事.你在啥地方看到不平了，要替我来鸣?莫非看了8马的演讲，在这出力得如此买块儿?算了，你的话没啥意义，如同练习打字。 edit:我的精力是否旺盛,恐怕只有你花上几美圆做个变性手术才有机会了解。当然，这还要看我是否乐意。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymoose Posted October 11, 2010 at 06:59 AM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 06:59 AM 我的精力是否旺盛,恐怕只有你花上几美圆做个变性手术才有机会了解。当然，这还要看我是否乐意。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted October 11, 2010 at 10:54 AM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 10:54 AM 我觉得关键还是要调整好心态。只要好好做人，认真做事，诺贝尔就发不到你头上。不过这种事情，属于不可抗力。万一发到你头上怎么办？怎么办？！你怕了吧，好好的人生刚走到一半，遭此一劫。心如死灰，不好意思回家见父母妻儿了。 不必那样！我第一个替你鸣不平。我跟不明真相的群众解释啊。CrisPal是好人啊。虽然说话有点外国口音，但是行为端正，从来不出卖国家和人民。你们诺贝尔凭什么欺负人？外面有那么多坏蛋，你们凭什么发到我们CrisPal头上了？对不对？这样做不对地。我们要给这样的好人恢复名誉。 你要相信雷雨总是短暂的，雨后就是天晴。日久见人心。不要为中奖这点小事苦恼，把旺盛的精力投入到建设事业中去吧！ 原来得奖的条件是这样的噢。那算了，我看没人能争得过你。这奖你得定了。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outofin Posted October 11, 2010 at 01:28 PM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 01:28 PM 我的意思是讽刺诺贝尔不分善恶的标准，并没有讽刺人的意思，所以你不要激动。 既然还是有人要维护这个奖，我就不多说了。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:04 PM Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:04 PM 除了做爱，我现在很少激动。 维护不维护的就不说了，反正诺贝尔和平奖历来是个吃力不讨好的事情，还不如换成个数学奖拉倒。还不至于这么大的争议。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outofin Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:15 PM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:15 PM 反正诺贝尔和平奖历来是个吃力不讨好的事情 说起来去年的和平奖显然是不讨好，得罪了一半观众。今年找补回来，可是省力又讨好，在西方得了个满堂彩。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:24 PM Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:24 PM 总统先生得奖，真不知道让伊拉克和阿富汗的穷哥们儿们怎么想? 前面我已经被警告过了，不许谈政治，特别是不许用中文谈政治。我一贯的作风是服从领导的管理,所以还是保持和谐吧. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymoose Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:27 PM Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:27 PM 饱吃河蟹 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:29 PM Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 at 02:29 PM 饱吃饱吃.可是在别的地方就不用饱吃,具体在哪我就不说了.不让在这儿谈就不谈吧,可是作为member,我希望能得到解释. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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