39degN Posted March 7, 2004 at 05:42 PM Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 at 05:42 PM 我愛阿扁, 我愛公投 斯斯有兩種, 公投則有三種, 一種是有法源的, 一種是沒法源的, 一種則是爆笑式的, 目前偉大的陳水扁先生準備舉辦的防禦性公投, 我預測會造成以下的影響 1．公元2004年3月20日，臺灣舉辦防禦性公投，要求大陸撤除瞄準臺灣的數百枚飛彈，以 確保兩岸和平。95%的臺灣人表示贊成。 公投通過後，北京政府欣然接受公投結果，撤除了瞄準臺灣的所有飛彈，並將其瞄準日本。 臺灣人民歡天喜地，歌舞三天，不在話下。 2． 公元2004年3月25日，大陸舉辦統一公投，要求臺澎金馬回歸中國，以確保兩岸和平 。99%的大陸人表示贊成。 公投通過後，臺灣政府欣然接受公投結果，解除了國軍海陸空武裝，並改名為太平洋軍區。 中國人民歡天喜地，歌舞七天，不在話下。 3．公元2004年4月1日，在海峽兩岸人民的鼓舞下，美國舉辦反核武公投，要求朝鮮立刻移交核反應堆，以確保東亞和平，95%的美國人表示贊成。 公投通過後，金正日欣然接受公投結果，向國際原子能機構移交了核反應堆，並銷毀了所有技術資料， 美國人民歡天喜地，歌舞三天，不在話下。 4．公元2004年4月5日，在海峽兩岸人民的鼓舞下，朝鮮舉辦和平公投，要求美國與朝鮮簽訂互不侵犯條約，以確保東亞和平，100%的朝鮮人表示贊成。 公投通過後，華盛頓欣然接受公投結果，與朝鮮簽訂了互不侵犯條約，並建立了大使節外交關係， 朝鮮人民歡天喜地，歌舞三天，不在話下。 5．公元2004年4月10日，在海峽兩岸人民的鼓舞下，印度舉辦反核武公投，要求巴基斯坦銷毀核武器，以確保南亞和平，80%的印度人表示贊成。 公投通過後，巴基斯坦欣然接受公投結果，立刻銷毀核武器，並承諾永不發展核武器， 印度人民歡天喜地，歌舞三天，不在話下。 6．公元2004年4月15日，在海峽兩岸人民的鼓舞下，巴基斯坦舉辦反核武公投，要求印度銷毀核武器，以確保南亞和平，90%的巴基斯坦人表示贊成。 公投通過後，印度欣然接受公投結果，立刻銷毀核武器，並承諾永不發展核武器，巴基斯坦人民歡天喜地，歌舞三天，不在話下。 7．公元2004年4月20日，在海峽兩岸人民的鼓舞下，以色列舉辦反恐怖公投，要求阿拉法特流亡約旦，以確保中東和平，97%的以色列人表示贊成。 公投通過後，阿拉法特欣然接受公投結果，立刻離開巴勒斯坦，並辭去巴解組織領導人職務， 以色列人民歡天喜地，歌舞三天，不在話下。 8．公元2004年4月25日，在海峽兩岸人民的鼓舞下，巴勒斯坦舉辦建國公投，要求成立巴勒斯坦共和國，以確保中東和平，98%的巴勒斯坦人表示贊成。 公投通過後，以色列欣然接受公投結果，立刻撤出軍隊，並建議阿拉法特擔任 巴勒斯坦共和國總統， 巴勒斯坦人民歡天喜地，歌舞七天，不在話下。 9．公元2004年5月1日，在全世界人民的鼓舞下，法國舉辦反戰公投，要求美軍立刻撤出伊拉克，以確保中東和平，92%的法國人表示贊成。 公投通過後，美國欣然接受公投結果，立刻撤出駐伊拉克軍隊，並邀請法國參與伊拉克戰後重建工作， 法國人民歡天喜地，歌舞三天，不在話下。 10．公元2004年5月4日，在全世界人民的鼓舞下，中國舉辦以下公投， a． 要求日本對中國賠償1000，000，000，000，000，000‧00美元二戰損失； b． 要求俄羅斯歸還包括庫頁島、貝加爾湖在內的北方領土； c． 要求美俄銷毀核武器並將所有航空母艦移交中國； d． 要求全世界其他各國銷毀武器； e． 要求全世界各國人民從小學習中文； f． 要求全世界其他國家從此不再舉行公投； 上述公投全部通過，從此人類過上了幸福的日子 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quest Posted March 7, 2004 at 09:09 PM Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 at 09:09 PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted March 7, 2004 at 11:07 PM Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 at 11:07 PM Lovely. Thank you. BTW, what is 斯斯? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39degN Posted March 8, 2004 at 08:54 AM Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 08:54 AM Lovely. Thank you. BTW' date=' what is 斯斯?[/quote'] frankyly, i don't know! i guess that was a taiwan saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnt Posted March 8, 2004 at 11:37 AM Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 11:37 AM Seen on the Net: 「斯斯」是治感冒的成藥，廣告詞「斯斯有三種」在台灣非常出名。 Famous (?) Taiwanese ad phrase for a medicine for treatment of cold, flu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39degN Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:05 PM Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:05 PM Seen on the Net: 「斯斯」是治感冒的成藥，廣告詞「斯斯有三種」在台灣非常出名。Famous (?) Taiwanese ad phrase for a medicine for treatment of cold' date=' flu...[/quote'] hehe,「斯斯」, a medicine for treatment of cold, the slogan 「斯斯有三種」is very famous in taiwan BTW, thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:23 PM Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:23 PM I really enjoy this post. And I believe it's been written with good intentions. But ... 北京政府欣然接受公投結果，撤除了瞄準臺灣的所有飛彈，並將其瞄準日本。 ... see how deeply rooted the hatred is ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39degN Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:33 PM Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:33 PM I really enjoy this post. And I believe it's been written with good intentions. But ...北京政府欣然接受公投結果，撤除了瞄準臺灣的所有飛彈，並將其瞄準日本。 ... see how deeply rooted the hatred is ... haha, dont u think that had a sense of humor? actually it doesnt mean hatred or something, it is just a 无厘头的 wild imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39degN Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:39 PM Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:39 PM i think if have changed the 日本 to 柬埔寨Cambodia, then the words will have a stronger sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnt Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:57 PM Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 01:57 PM i think if have changed the 日本 to 柬埔寨Cambodia, then the words will have a stronger sense of humor. Still, other people may not appreciate..."To borrow the way" (through a country to attack another more distant one) for air missiles (or for ground troops in the past) is a too well-known trick... Do you know you can trigger a Third World War with your jokes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39degN Posted March 8, 2004 at 02:56 PM Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 02:56 PM Still' date=' other people may not appreciate..."To borrow the way" (through a country to attack another more distant one) for air missiles (or for ground troops in the past) is a too well-known trick... Do you know you can trigger a Third World War with your jokes ?[/quote'] hehe, i dont know, man, take it easy! dont you think china has no reason to attack Cambodia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnt Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:10 PM Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:10 PM hehe' date=' i dont know, man, take it easy! dont you think china has no reason to attack Cambodia?[/quote'] You should know your Geography and your History... Do you really mean Cambodia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39degN Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:16 PM Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:16 PM hehe' date=' i dont know, man, take it easy! dont you think china has no reason to attack Cambodia?[/quote'] You should know your Geography and your History... Do you really mean Cambodia? oh, i m sorry, but what's the deal? i only know US had attacked Cambodia during the Viet Nam war, but i really dont know what's happend it with china... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39degN Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:33 PM Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:33 PM BTW, what's the motive for china has started the war with viet nam? i've heard that's because of china againsting CCCP, and viet nam was following CCCP that time. also, i have been taught in school that was a 自卫反击战, though i've never believing it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnt Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:34 PM Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:34 PM Never mind, let's forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39degN Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:41 PM Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 at 03:41 PM Never mind, let's forget it. dont take it seriously! it's not so easy to start a war... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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