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interesting poem-肥盟


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Hi,

I read a modern poem, 肥盟(The Ally of Being Fat) written by a Taiwanese poet, 陳黎(Chen2 Li2). I found it interesting, because it used 楊貴妃 as a means to describe 'being fat'. Have a look at it to see if you're amused. :)

1. 陳黎---肥盟

我是楊玉環

我肥,她們瘦

我在最摩登、當代的唐代

形塑古典美與道德尺寸

我肥,我膨脹

因為三千寵愛在一身

我一人肥而全家惠

姐妹兄弟皆烈士

(肥水不落外田

兄弟姐妹都有糞)

我高舉了女權

讓天下父母不重生男重生女

我一人肥而天下惠

為了滿足我小小的慾望

讓愛我的男人廣修御道

快馬加鞭,把最肥的荔枝

從南方快遞到我的舌尖

我加速了交通的建設

我繁榮了水果栽培業

我熱中室內運動

提倡以體育治國

從此君王不早朝

而改做早操

他早也操我

晚也操我

以我的豐乳肥臀為辦公室,為餐桌

為按摩椅

用我的超級罩杯喝酒,喝奶

喝民脂民膏

為了推廣肥的美學

為了讓後世喜歡看不倫情節的A片迷或日劇迷

有新的劇本

我私通了我男人的義子安祿山

讓他的肉入我的肉

讓兩條鬆垮垮,油累累的多環節的蟲

合肥

同樂

我肥了正史與野史

瘦了醫療辭典

讓「減肥藥」,「瘦身餐」這些荒謬名詞

永遠從大眾傳播媒體消失

我是楊玉環

超黨派,超族群,超時空的肥盟發言人

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