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Challenge #132: If you were a fool and I was a lunatic, then we would be a great match


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Use the translated English lyrics below to find the title and artist of the song. Bonus points for providing a video or audio link. A short audio clip is provided as an additional hint, should you need it.
 



If you were blind and I was deaf
Oh then we would be well suited
If you were fat and I had a pizza face
Oh then we would be well matched
Whether it's an inborn defect or an acquired mistake, maybe this is fate
You're not my sun-lit dew drop
I'm not the pearl in your hand

Because darling
You're far too perfect
I'm ashamed of my inferiority
I hate myself for not being that person

If you were a cripple and I was a short, unattractive guy
Oh then we would be well suited
If you were a fool and I was a lunatic
Oh then we would be well matched
Whether it's an inborn defect or an acquired mistake, it’s not clear
Not well matched in social nor economic status, don’t count on fancy shark fin soup and offal noodles being served at the same party

However darling
I’m not studly enough
Your strange taste in men
Always leaves me speechless

We’re not well suited
We’re not well matched
Your strange taste in men
Always makes me want to throw my arms up in despair

We’re not well suited
We’re not well matched
You're far too perfect
I’m not studly enough

We’re not well suited
We’re not well matched
Your strange taste in men
I’m speechless

We’re not well suited
We’re not well matched
Your strange taste in men
I want to throw my arms up in despair

 

 

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Title: 我是谁
Artist: GALA
Link: https://youtu.be/TAKYTQ56_Ik
Translation: https://www.notion.so/064aaf667b1f4020ade8b1b480ca47f0

Chinese lyrics

如果你是瞎子,我是个聋子
嗷这样我们才般配
如果你是胖子,我是个麻子
嗷这样我们才登对
是先天不足还是后天失误,也许这是定数
你不是我的阳光雨露
我也不是你的掌上明珠

比考姿达令
你太过完美
自惭形秽
我恨我不是那谁

如果你是瘸子,我是个矬子
嗷这样我们才般配
如果你是傻子,我是个疯子
嗷这样我们才登对
是先天不足还是后天失误,也许搞不清楚
门不当户不对,别指望佛跳墙跟杂碎面搞派对

好艾威达令
我不够英伟
你的重口味
总令我无言以对

我们不般配
我们不登对
你的重口味
总令我欲哭无泪

我们不般配
我们不登对
你太过完美
我不够英伟

我们不般配
我们不凳对
你的重口味
我无言以对

我们不般配
我们不凳对
你的重口味
我欲哭无泪

 

 

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