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  • 1 month later...

黑色照片:這大概是真事。內含白字和粵語,大概並非人人都能看懂。(in 者, interview 也。老細=老闆。)

白色照片:有朋友在意大利波隆的餐廳吃飯,看到這個菜牌。其實無論外文譯中文,或是中文譯外文,單靠Google Translate 是不行的。

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一次,一同事正在卫生间中,有人打来电话找他。办公室小刘在电话里告诉对方:“你朋友正在方便,现在不方便。等你朋友方便的时候再打电话给你好吗?” 对方:“现在到底是方便还是不方便?” 小刘耐心地说:“正在方便,现在确实不方便。等方便完后就方便了。”

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This is from a book of Chinese jokes that I bought 20+ years ago. The only joke in the book that brought smile on my face.

 

(*romantic moment, husband and wife together in bed*)

Husband: I am water, you are fish.

Wife: Oh, how sweet. Fish cannot live without the water.

Husband: Yes, but water can live without fish.

 

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Have to find that book... this is the only joke that I remember...

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