studentyoung Posted May 25, 2009 at 01:38 AM Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 at 01:38 AM Who said there is no sarcasm in China? In many cases, I’d suspect that it’d be more useful to see these issues less from a “nationality X does this…lens” and more from analyzing the motivations, fears, and desires that compel individual people to act in certain ways. http://www.chinese-forums.com/index.php?/topic/293-teaching-english-in-china62&page=3 我静下心来想一想，我也能明白为什么某些中国人对某些西方人的某些言论那么反感。确实，某些西方人的言论真的不太厚道啊。表面上他们也会同意wushijiao说的，是啊，要具体问题具体分析嘛；一转过头，他们又扯了：哎呀，谁说中国里没有讽刺嘛，或者诸如此类的话。 Flameproof网友，我倒问你一句吧，哪个国家是十全十美的，是没有一点讽刺的事的？照你这句话套上去，我看别人也可以找茬了，说Who said there is no sarcasm in X country / 谁说X国里没有讽刺? ——你说是吗？照这样看，那你这句Who said there is no sarcasm in China 还有意思吗？除非你本身就是想用“70码”这件事来讽刺中国——这应该不是你的意图吧？ 谢！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muyongshi Posted May 26, 2009 at 06:26 AM Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 at 06:26 AM Flameproof网友，我倒问你一句吧，哪个国家是十全十美的，是没有一点讽刺的事的？ 我替flameproof回答此问题吧。答案应该是天国！！！！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted May 27, 2009 at 12:06 AM Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 at 12:06 AM 誒，都挺好笑的。 （這中文可是我在日本開了三個視窗才打得到的啊！） Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studentyoung Posted May 27, 2009 at 01:31 AM Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 at 01:31 AM Flameproof网友，我倒问你一句吧，哪个国家是十全十美的，是没有一点讽刺的事的？ 我替flameproof回答此问题吧。答案应该是天国！！！！ 哈哈哈哈哈。 :lol: 上联：天国有路你不去？ 下联：地狱无门君要来？ 横批：雅谑戏言 muyongshi呀，你这个熊猫哥哥的工夫是第几流的我考究不出来，但你这和稀泥、打圆场的工夫倒是一流的啊。 谢！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muyongshi Posted May 27, 2009 at 03:29 AM Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 at 03:29 AM 但你这和稀泥、打圆场的工夫倒是一流的啊。 夸张夸张！我哪儿敢打圆场！ 老子来看热闹呢。打圆场就没法看热闹。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studentyoung Posted May 27, 2009 at 08:52 AM Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 at 08:52 AM 老子来看热闹呢。 老子？可惜老聃于早就作古了，不然活到了现在，也可以见识见识什么叫“洋老子”了——而且是一门心思来看热闹的呢。这年头，也不知是咋地了？像得了“老子”便得便宜似的，你也“老子”，他也“老子“，弄得“老子”满天飞。——罪过，罪过！ 好吧，既然“老子”要看热闹，这就好比是“天要下雨，娘要嫁人”——自便吧。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muyongshi Posted May 27, 2009 at 09:04 AM Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 at 09:04 AM 哈哈！我忘记了。在四川我们常常说老子这两字。不知为何，习惯而已！你别笑我，我没以为自己能跟老子比。 说实话，我们这边就是有这个习惯（当然只有男的说老子）。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameproof Posted June 3, 2009 at 02:35 PM Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 at 02:35 PM Good for learners...: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODMyNjQ2MDA=.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted June 3, 2009 at 02:59 PM Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 at 02:59 PM This one is in Cantonese. I read it on some websites and it really made me laugh. Receipt簿......大學時期攪大學學會，學期初時要擺counter招收新會員，我男友係學會的主席，我在call台落Call"唔該叫佢帶埋Receipt簿來開檔，急用！" ~~15分鐘後，佢沖到個counter，將一包用"屈X氏"袋包住既野急急塞俾我，壓低聲同我講："要我買D咁o既野，我唔掂架，我囉左家姐D俾你頂住先啦！" 我聽到抓晒頭，但因為趕住用冇再追問佢，同大家講左句"好對唔住呀！黎遲左......" 便急急在眾人前打開個袋。嘩！當堂尷尬到要死，因為..........袋裡係一包"護舒寶"。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imron Posted June 4, 2009 at 01:05 AM Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 at 01:05 AM @flameproof, haha that's great. 我的腿也特长。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted June 4, 2009 at 05:09 AM Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 at 05:09 AM 那個視頻好好笑。謝謝。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted June 6, 2009 at 03:49 PM Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 at 03:49 PM 哈哈！我忘记了。在四川我们常常说老子这两字。不知为何，习惯而已！你别笑我，我没以为自己能跟老子比。说实话，我们这边就是有这个习惯（当然只有男的说老子） 我觉得即便是在四川，老子这个词呢，还是少用比较好，尤其是跟不是很熟的人说话的时候，免得伤了和气。(但是可没有人规定女生就不可以用噢～) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted June 18, 2009 at 10:44 AM Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 at 10:44 AM 一個同事發了這些笑話給我： 一位在美的留學生，想要考國際駕照。 在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉。 他不放心的問道: turn left？ 監考官回答：right ! 於是他立刻向右轉。 很抱歉他只有下次再來。 某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞， 連忙說：I am sorry. 老外應道：I am sorry too. 某人聽後又道：I am sorry three. 老外不解，問：What are you sorry for? 某人無奈，道：I am sorry five.. 某男，亦初通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。 該男思之久已，毅然下筆：once a week。 簽證官觀後暴笑，曰：this item should be filled in with male or female. 該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下﹕female 官楞之，曰：Shouldn't it be male? 男急釋曰：I am a normal man, so I have sex with female. 某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆， 「報告老闆，下個月歐洲有一批訂單，我覺得公司需要帶人去和他們開會。」 老闆在公文後面短短簽下：「 Go a head! 」 經理收到之後，馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程，自己則是整理行李。 臨出發那一刻，被秘書擋下來。 秘書：「你要幹什麼？」 經理：「去歐洲開會啊！」 秘書：「老闆同意了嗎？」 經理：「老闆不是批 go a head 嗎？」 秘書：「你來公司那麼久，難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎？老闆的意思是：去個頭！」 有位女士，個性喜愛佔便宜。 某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價；她去揀便宜，選來選去，終於挑到一件。但樣式新潮，不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。 正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來。 就用英語問他：' for Girl or Boy？' 服務員回答：'Unisex'！ 她聽成 “You need sex.” 豈不是性騷擾？又怕自己聽錯，露出錯愕懷疑的神情。 服務員見狀，一個字母一個字母地解釋：' U – N – I – SEX！' 這次她聽得很清楚' You and I Sex'，立即找黑人上司理論。 一位老兄獨自到紐約出差。工作之餘，打算看看風景名勝。 為此他查考了大量的資料，選擇去看自由女神像。為了週全，甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了...666-2613。 當天，他叫了輛計程車準備出發，下面是他和計程車司機的談話： 計程車司機問道： ' Where do you want to go, Sir?' 老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為' Statue of Liberty' ， 他想自由應該是FREE，女神大概是WOMAN。於是回答司機' FREE WOMAN！' 司機聽成'免費的女人'，馬上道：'What？Oh！Hey man，this is America，nothing is free！' 老兄：' Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See, here is the phone number, 'sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free. '' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidden12345 Posted June 18, 2009 at 12:00 PM Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 at 12:00 PM (edited) 什么东西放进去是硬的，拿出来是软的？ 答：口香糖 Edited June 18, 2009 at 12:01 PM by hidden12345 效果 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted July 12, 2009 at 02:29 PM Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 at 02:29 PM 奶猪强贴： 长大后偶才明白…… （经鄙人多次验证，该链接应属无毒，请各位放心点击） Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted July 12, 2009 at 11:48 PM Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 at 11:48 PM xiaocai, 這笑話太冷太可怕了。。。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted July 14, 2009 at 12:10 PM Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 at 12:10 PM 同冷～ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muyongshi Posted July 15, 2009 at 01:57 AM Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 at 01:57 AM 不是笑话吧！ 一点都不好笑！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted July 15, 2009 at 05:02 AM Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 at 05:02 AM 如果不是笑話的話，那就是離題了，犯了規矩，那麽admin就必須介入以保持這網站的秩序。好可怕。。。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muyongshi Posted July 15, 2009 at 05:35 AM Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 at 05:35 AM 如果不是笑話的話，那就是離題了，犯了規矩，那麽admin就必須介入以保持這網站的秩序。好可怕。。。 哎呀，这会闹大了！！呵呵，好我说错了吧！应该算是个笑话不过本人认为一点都不搞笑，所以我才说部是个笑话。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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