CrisPal Posted April 15, 2010 at 05:15 AM Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 at 05:15 AM skylee笑没笑看不出来 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doraemon Posted April 15, 2010 at 12:26 PM Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 at 12:26 PM 有个女油漆工，40多岁。大大咧咧一个人，平时工作也说得上认真负责。他们班长是个年龄相仿的男工人，性格随和，平时关系相处得很是融洽，也可以想见平日里大概什么玩笑都开得的．女工到了这个年龄差不多该退休了，平时也常把"站好最后一班岗"之类的话挂在嘴上，班长也照顾她刷一些小的配件之类的，轻松。不知道这天是不是有什么事,平时简简单单的活今天却把油漆流了一地。正懊恼之即，又被班长看见，只听班长大喝一声：＂老了老了流那么多！＂． 怎么你写的东西我总是看不懂呀。。。 能否解释一下？ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted April 16, 2010 at 03:47 AM Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 at 03:47 AM 朕大笑三声，飘然而去． Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doraemon Posted April 16, 2010 at 10:07 AM Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 at 10:07 AM 朕大笑三声，飘然而去． 真不够意思。。。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted April 28, 2010 at 02:15 PM Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 at 02:15 PM 好像没有人发过这个，虽然迟了那么点。 曹操灭袁绍，定辽东，组青州军，形势大好，隐隐有一夺天下的的气势。 想要发表一番演说，荀彧怕曹操太过自负，递上一个锦囊，要曹操在演说之时打开。 到了那天，曹操登台。锦囊一开，上面赫然写着5个字: 操，先谢郭嘉！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted April 28, 2010 at 02:42 PM Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 at 02:42 PM 好。 :clap 也只是遲了區區一千多年而已。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted April 28, 2010 at 02:50 PM Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 at 02:50 PM 老不看三国，少不看水浒。我不老不少，干脆啥都不看。反正那些个典故也都想不起来了。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted April 28, 2010 at 02:57 PM Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 at 02:57 PM 其實周洋挺無辜的。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted April 30, 2010 at 03:16 PM Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 at 03:16 PM 老不看三国，少不看水浒。我不老不少，干脆啥都不看。反正那些个典故也都想不起来了。 想不起来也无所谓，搏君一笑而已，无需太认真。 其實周洋挺無辜的。 说不定某位领导也觉得自己挺无辜的：俺在这局里混了多少年，不就训个小运动员嘛。前任领导们还少做了？偏偏轮到我头上就…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted May 1, 2010 at 01:29 PM Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 at 01:29 PM 讲完时事笑话，还是来个轻松点的： 小学美术课，老师叫大家画自己喜欢的东西 。 一个小朋友实在不知道画什么，就偷看同桌 。 就见他用黑蜡笔在白纸上狂涂，涂完一面再涂另一面。 最后两面全都涂满了黑色。 该同学忍不住问： “你画的是什么啊？ ” …… “紫菜” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted May 2, 2010 at 03:02 AM Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 at 03:02 AM (edited) 写完了，怎么看都觉得格调不高(我这个人意识形态有问题，总是带点颜色)。算了，还是不发了。 Edited May 2, 2010 at 03:04 AM by CrisPal no reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted May 2, 2010 at 10:22 AM Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 at 10:22 AM 这里带颜色的笑话还嫌少了？再说，格调是什么东西……？ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted May 4, 2010 at 01:58 PM Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 at 01:58 PM 你不讲我讲： 深发展银行一款女性信用卡的广告词：只想和你深发展。 大家都震精了。于是好事者又读出了更深层的意思：光大是不行的~！！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted May 4, 2010 at 02:20 PM Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 at 02:20 PM 震精 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted May 10, 2010 at 11:51 AM Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 at 11:51 AM 原文如此，我只是复制过来而已。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatfastnoodle Posted May 10, 2010 at 03:30 PM Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 at 03:30 PM 这里带颜色的笑话还嫌少了？再说，格调是什么东西……？ 小平同志搬砖之类的笑话可以吗？ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted May 10, 2010 at 03:49 PM Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 at 03:49 PM 问我没用，我又不是管理员。如果是民意调查的话，当然可以。小平搬砖，总理踮脚，还有什么来的？挖坟了挖坟了。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted May 14, 2010 at 11:42 AM Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 at 11:42 AM 以下出自贾平凹的<<废都>>: 话说有一老农进城．内急，遍寻厕所而不得．遂至一僻巷．四下无人，急而出恭．事毕，欲去，见一警察迎面而来，惶惶然而不知所措．灵机一动，取头上草帽扣其秽物．警察见之，问：何为？老农答曰：老朽得一鸟耳．此警察原为爱鸟之人，闻言立而细观之．老农蹲之良久，急而不得起身。心生一计，谓警察曰：吾欲购一鸟笼，汝可扶此帽，何如？警察应之，遂蹲而扶帽．老农急去。警察候之再三而不得，急，自语道，奈何吾自取之？遂抬帽而以手探之． Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guoke Posted May 18, 2010 at 03:58 PM Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 at 03:58 PM 一对蛔虫父子从肮脏龌脞的肛门探出头来，看外面的世界，小蛔虫头一次看到外面的风景，很是好奇，他问爸爸： “爸爸，爸爸，外面那绿绿的是什么？” “孩子，那是草地。” “顶上那蓝蓝的又是什么？” “哦，那是蓝天，孩子。” “那洁白的是什么呢？一片一片飘着的。” “嗬嗬，那是白云。” “外面景色那么美，为什么我们老是呆在这里面呢？” “孩子，这是我们的祖国！”蛔虫父亲神情庄重的说。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted May 19, 2010 at 11:46 AM Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 at 11:46 AM 如果你正在进食，请勿阅读本篇。 2009年高考湖北语文卷作文题目：站在____门口 一对蛔虫父子从肮脏龌脞的肛门探出头来，看外面的世界，小蛔虫头一次看到外面的风景，很是好奇，他问爸爸： “爸爸，爸爸，外面那绿绿的是什么？” “孩子，那是草地。” “顶上那蓝蓝的又是什么？” “哦，那是蓝天，孩子。” “那洁白的是什么呢？一片一片飘着的。” “嗬嗬，那是白云。” “外面景色那么美，为什么我们老是呆在这里面呢？” “孩子，这是我们的祖国！”蛔虫父亲神情庄重的说。 您挖坟了…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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