xiaocai Posted August 4, 2010 at 12:23 PM Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 at 12:23 PM 唐骏出了本《我的成功可以复制》之后，马化腾也出了一本《我的复制可以成功》，郭敬明不甘示弱，随后出了本《我如何成功地复制》。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted August 4, 2010 at 12:31 PM Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 at 12:31 PM 今天陪女友去北大医院看病。女医生带她去“逼超室”，我一看纳闷，新玩意？一会出来，医生又带她去“叉光室”，我一看恼了说：你们太黑了吧，净搞些新玩意骗钱！女医生一脸委屈：小弟你不知，中央发文不准用英文，要贴近生活…没等她说完我问：逼超还算形象，叉光又是什么东东？她低声说：X光…… 党报记者下基层，到一贫困山区深入采访，偶遇一特困老汉，便问：大爷，请您谈谈这些年生活发生的巨大变化。大爷：变化大啊。旧社会俺过着牛马不如的日子。记者大喜：现在呢？大爷：现在如了。 告诫各位女生：男生就像大食堂里的菜，虽然难吃……但是……但是…………去晚了居然就没了！ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted August 4, 2010 at 01:32 PM Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 at 01:32 PM 去晚了居然就没了！ 欸，這才真教人納悶呢。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted August 4, 2010 at 01:42 PM Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 at 01:42 PM 惜哉当时念大学的时候没能看到这一句振聋发聩的教诲。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted August 4, 2010 at 03:49 PM Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 at 03:49 PM 小明送给女友一件礼物，女友接过来，看了一眼说：破滴。小明大惊：新的啊怎么会是破的。女友说：你看啊，上面拼音写着：podi。小明：-_-你拿倒了。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted August 4, 2010 at 03:52 PM Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 at 03:52 PM 惜哉当时念大学的时候没能看到这一句振聋发聩的教诲。 大學可能已經太遲了。唉。如今都是錯。 甚麼笑話，一點都不好笑。投訴啊。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted August 4, 2010 at 03:57 PM Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 at 03:57 PM 前辈不要这等丧气嘛，古人也说“悟以往之不谏，知来者之可追”，向前看机会总是有的。(突然觉得自己好婆妈……) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisPal Posted August 5, 2010 at 12:55 PM Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 at 12:55 PM <<可以成功地复制我>> <<成功:可以复制我>> <<可以:成功地复制我>> <<我:可以被成功地复制>> <<复制我:可以成功!>> 现在报纸标题大抵如此。看着都够了. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted August 6, 2010 at 11:16 AM Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 at 11:16 AM 都是因为向党中央学习效果显著： 链接绝对安全，请点击 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doraemon Posted August 13, 2010 at 06:21 AM Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 at 06:21 AM 王小丫问李咏：女人喜欢男人什么最大？什么最粗？什么最硬？ 李咏面红耳赤，无言以对。 王小丫："笨蛋，告诉你吧。是财大气粗关系硬！" ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted August 24, 2010 at 04:48 PM Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 at 04:48 PM 好久以前轉載了一個故事，現在重讀仍覺不錯。正值盂蘭，大家不妨一看 -> 鬼故事 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatfastnoodle Posted September 3, 2010 at 01:28 AM Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 at 01:28 AM 恍然颇有穿越的感觉。 安能辨我是雌雄：国防部庆祝抗战胜利65周年音乐会：烽火岁月，圣战千秋... http://www.tudou.com/v/VNKRtw5qzYk/v.swf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studentyoung Posted September 7, 2010 at 08:31 AM Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 at 08:31 AM 告诫各位女生：男生就像大食堂里的菜，虽然难吃……但是……但是…………去晚了居然就没了！ 再次告诫各位女生：“有些事，不做——是一辈子后悔；做了——是后悔一辈子！” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted September 7, 2010 at 12:28 PM Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 at 12:28 PM 此所謂橫又死，豎又死，橫豎都是死也。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted September 21, 2010 at 04:40 PM Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 at 04:40 PM 低俗笑话又来了： 小时候听大禹治水的故事，觉得大禹好棒，专心治水一十三年，三过家门而不入。期间他老婆涂山氏给他生了个大胖小子启，大禹都顾不上看一眼。现在回想起来，总觉得这个故事某些地方有微妙的矛盾感…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted September 21, 2010 at 11:04 PM Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 at 11:04 PM 也不一定有矛盾：生孩子跟入家門沒有必然關係，此中有合理疑點。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted September 24, 2010 at 11:02 AM Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 at 11:02 AM 不入家门老婆怎么怀的胎啊…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylee Posted September 24, 2010 at 06:30 PM Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 at 06:30 PM 老婆能走路，此事不一定要在家門內發生。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted September 25, 2010 at 07:29 AM Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 at 07:29 AM 但是连门都没时间进，还能来得及……？ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaocai Posted September 25, 2010 at 07:37 AM Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 at 07:37 AM 发一个比较应景的： 女市长中秋前夕进京，按惯例看望老上级。 原计划是，领导如果不怎么热情就只送土特产， 若热情则加送银行卡。没想到老上级乡情浓烈，非常热情， 女市长决定加送卡，临走悄悄地把卡放在茶几上就告辞了。 回宾馆才发现，留在老领导家里的是宾馆的房卡！ 那夜，她没睡好，老领导也没有睡好…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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